December 2010
13 posts
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #12
Today there was a middle aged man talking to my friend Stefanie at the kiosk next to me. Now its average that random people come up to her attempting to get her number but its hilarious when this guy comes back for the 9th time enjoying the awkward conversation. MJIA.
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #11
Today I had a customer who’s name was Vijay Balilsubravilaman. MJIA.
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #10
Today a man came in with a Blackberry. The desktop on his phone was a teenage filipino girl. I hope that was his daughter. MJIA.
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #9
Today a young man asked me to read a text for him from his phone. It was clear he couldn’t read. I felt sort of sad for him then read the text. “Are yu of age????? Like 21?????” from Lisa. MJIA.
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #8
Today a man walked by in a Communist Russia hat with the fur flaps and insignia, a large camo trench coat, heavy duty pants, and boots. I’ve been playing Call of Duty far too long. MJIA.
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #7
Today the mall was as crowded as the last Saturday before Christmas. Literally. I was in need of a bathroom stall. The exploding feeling worsened as I was blocked by old ladies on the Macy’s escalator. Entering the restroom I was cut off by a Dad and two kids. The stalls were all occupied and I raced to the food court. The feeling worsened as I was blocked like grandmas in the fast lane. The...
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #6
Today a 10 year old kid asked me the prices for an iPhone4 shield. He then said he’d come back after buying everyone presents. How much money can a little white kid have? MJIA.
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #5
Today a new guy at the reverse life insurence is trying very hard to sell life insurence. He tried to make me part of his pyramid scheme and I played along. He then used the rest of his shift to talk to EVERYONE about life insurence. Including 10 year old kids. MJIA.
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #4
Today, the speakers kiosk was blasting Teenage Dream. I sang along proudly as potential customers passed by. MJIA.
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #3
Today, I passed by Santa in the mall. I wanted to stop and tell him all I want for Christmas is to pass my finals. MJIA.
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #2
Today, a middle aged white woman asked me where the directory was. When I told her it was in the center court she stared at me and said “You’re going to make me walk all the way there?!” I then told her of the westfield iPhone app. Unexpectedly she pulled out her iPhone and started looking for it very slow. She then waited for it to download and install. By this time she would of...
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #1
Today, a middle aged black man approached me saying in a raspy voice “Don’t get tricked by the invisible shield! Cause it’s invisible! You might not see it!” I later passed him in the food court and he head nodded. I returned the nod and smiled. MJIA.
